"There isn’t enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart."
remanth: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: strawberriesandjane: funsizedfox: “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh. I AM CRYING I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?” Now I get it It’s a horror movie People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god First the bizarre happenings start: someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes then their god turns sadistic pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings doors vanish just as a house fire begins an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician the horror has begun This sounds like a Supernatural episode with Gabriel as the culprit.
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elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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